Chocolate

Currently wishing my life was like a box of chocolates-- specifically Belgian hazelnut chocolates, toffee, caramels, and peanut butter chocolates-- I went aimlessly googling for stuff about chocolate. I stumbled upon this list of chocolate quotes and decided to share. Here goes...

The 12-step chocoholics program:NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.

Chocolate in the morning is what makes moms get through their day!

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devasated.

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.