Laura needs...

I realize this silly thing is probably already overdone, but it's still amusing. You go to Google Search and type your first name followed by "needs". Here are some of my results...

• 25 cents and 2 fingers is all Laura needs
• Laura needs some post-toddler love (how do I interpret that one??)
• Yer mom knows what Laura needs
• Laura needs you to come eat (more like Laura needs you to feed her!)
• Laura needs your help (an understatement indeed)
• Dirty Laura needs a wash
• Laura needs to get out more (duhhhhhh - oh how I love bedrest)
• Laura needs to commit this nut now (hmmm... who should I commit? *insert evil laugh here*)
• Laura needs her meds changed
• Laura needs $3000 for new legs (long and sculpted would be awesome, thank you)
• Laura needs a clue (yes, I know... I'm sure I've heard this before)

Yes, so some of these might be true... but what I really need is the strength to make another 11 weeks in bed! All help to accomplish this feat is welcome! :)